i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
