Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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