oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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