I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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