so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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