my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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