Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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