She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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