"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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