ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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