And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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