also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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