New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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