You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize