when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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