Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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