Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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