Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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