All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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