Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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