thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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