Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
There are leaves in my underwear?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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