Is it because I queefed?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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