Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
her vagine was all disorganized.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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