Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
