But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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