this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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