You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I pour the whiskey from now on
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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