She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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