i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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