she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Of course I have a pirate flag
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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