Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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