that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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