none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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