I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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