I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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