I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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