yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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