i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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