I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize