Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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