Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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