Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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