I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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