I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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