Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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