"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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