have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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