You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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