I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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