if i can run in heels then i can drive
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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