they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
nutella sex= disaster
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
