thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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