My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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