Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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