I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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