Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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