That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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