i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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