I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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